This is the only speed race I'll ever win, and the nearest I'm ever getting to an Olympic Medal!
Come to think of it, this maybe the first race I have ever won, though I do remember coming second in an egg and spoon race as a child.
|My selfie with Gold Medal for Seam Ripping|
For all those wondering how I ripped that nine patch apart so quickly yesterday. This video above shows the technique I used.